@davidspade

David Spade @davidspade

This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake.

http://davidspade.com/merch

Happy birthday to this jerk George Segal. I learned alot about acting from working with him and he learned less. They almost kicked him out of SAG when I was done with him. He said our show was like four actors and a cartoon. Hilarious/ accurate
@davidspade

Happy birthday to this jerk George Segal. I learned alot about acting from working with him and he learned less. They almost kicked him out of SAG when I was done with him. He said our show was like four actors and a cartoon. Hilarious/ accurate

All the trees figured out this tree is a cop. His life is in danger
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All the trees figured out this tree is a cop. His life is in danger

Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @comedycentral right after the @thedailyshow. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above, more deets to come. P. S. Order me a deet salad
@davidspade

Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @comedycentral right after the @thedailyshow. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above, more deets to come. P. S. Order me a deet salad

50 polar bears attack a town.
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50 polar bears attack a town.

Happy birthday to one of my best buds @chrisrock  no one better to crack up at dinner with. Pinched this great old@school photo off @planethollywood IG.  must have been one of the openings. Maybe Phx. Farley looks cool as shit
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Happy birthday to one of my best buds @chrisrock no one better to crack up at dinner with. Pinched this great old@school photo off @planethollywood IG. must have been one of the openings. Maybe Phx. Farley looks cool as shit

From the Maroon 5 mixed review collection available at Kohl’s. @jimmykimmellive
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From the Maroon 5 mixed review collection available at Kohl’s. @jimmykimmellive

I said yes!  Did a show for this guy and family the night before superbowl. What a blast.  He knew i wore a size one. Fits perfectly
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I said yes! Did a show for this guy and family the night before superbowl. What a blast. He knew i wore a size one. Fits perfectly

Spades going on Jimble Kimble tonight! @jimmykimmellive hooray! 🎈
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Spades going on Jimble Kimble tonight! @jimmykimmellive hooray! 🎈

Fyre fest lives on
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Fyre fest lives on

Thats a no from me dawg
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Thats a no from me dawg

Love these 2. Thanks for the shoutout. @janefonda #Lilytomlin. @graceandfrankie #netflix
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Love these 2. Thanks for the shoutout. @janefonda #lilytomlin. @graceandfrankie #netflix

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