This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake.
Happy birthday to this jerk George Segal. I learned alot about acting from working with him and he learned less. They almost kicked him out of SAG when I was done with him. He said our show was like four actors and a cartoon. Hilarious/ accurate
All the trees figured out this tree is a cop. His life is in danger
Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @comedycentral right after the @thedailyshow. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above, more deets to come. P. S. Order me a deet salad
50 polar bears attack a town.
Happy birthday to one of my best buds @chrisrock no one better to crack up at dinner with. Pinched this great old@school photo off @planethollywood IG. must have been one of the openings. Maybe Phx. Farley looks cool as shit
From the Maroon 5 mixed review collection available at Kohl’s. @jimmykimmellive
I said yes! Did a show for this guy and family the night before superbowl. What a blast. He knew i wore a size one. Fits perfectly
Spades going on Jimble Kimble tonight! @jimmykimmellive hooray! 🎈
Fyre fest lives on
Thats a no from me dawg