@pattonoswalt

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

http://www.pattonoswalt.com/

I’m sure this is just a normal delivery service but their logo is straight-up Ikea/Lovecraft.
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I’m sure this is just a normal delivery service but their logo is straight-up Ikea/Lovecraft.

My funny Valentines.
@pattonoswalt

My funny Valentines.

Happy Valentine’s Day to a woman who glows more gorgeous than any candle and warms deeper than any fire. I love you, Meredith.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to a woman who glows more gorgeous than any candle and warms deeper than any fire. I love you, Meredith.

Sorry guys — my 2/21 show at the @tobincentersa has been canceled and WILL be rebooked. The L.A. rains have scrambled my shooting schedule so now that’s a night shoot. Ugh. But my 2/22 show at the @majestictheatredallas and my 2/23 show at @comericatheatre are STILL ON. See you soon, Dallas and Phoenix! Sorry, San Antonio!
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Sorry guys — my 2/21 show at the @tobincentersa has been canceled and WILL be rebooked. The L.A. rains have scrambled my shooting schedule so now that’s a night shoot. Ugh. But my 2/22 show at the @majestictheatredallas and my 2/23 show at @comericatheatre are STILL ON. See you soon, Dallas and Phoenix! Sorry, San Antonio!

It’s happening! Me and @blumjordan get to play with one of @marvel’s most beloved villains, and one is Jack Kirby’s greatest creations! Don’t know how well I’ll do voicing a big-headed douchebag with a weird, misshapen body and a megalomaniacal disposition, but I feel like I can pull it off! Thanks @hulu for giving us the chance!
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It’s happening! Me and @blumjordan get to play with one of @marvel’s most beloved villains, and one is Jack Kirby’s greatest creations! Don’t know how well I’ll do voicing a big-headed douchebag with a weird, misshapen body and a megalomaniacal disposition, but I feel like I can pull it off! Thanks @hulu for giving us the chance!

Coming home from dinner with @realaimeemann and @realmpenn and THIS comes on the radio. And as I type this it’s exactly 42 minutes — ‘TIL TUESDAY.
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Coming home from dinner with @realaimeemann and @realmpenn and THIS comes on the radio. And as I type this it’s exactly 42 minutes — ‘TIL TUESDAY.

For the good times. Diamond Dagger vodka.
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For the good times. Diamond Dagger vodka.

Come play with us Danny. For ever. And ever...
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Come play with us Danny. For ever. And ever...

Mac & cheese & @iamcardib at the #Grammys!
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Mac & cheese & @iamcardib at the #grammys!

In between shows at the #Grammys.
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In between shows at the #grammys.

Daddy Daughter Grammys with @gregkurstin.
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Daddy Daughter Grammys with @gregkurstin.

It’s a Jô Shishido kinda afternoon. CRUEL GUN STORY (1964) with a cameo by Elvis, kind of!
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It’s a Jô Shishido kinda afternoon. CRUEL GUN STORY (1964) with a cameo by Elvis, kind of!

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